TORONTO BASED CREATIVE DIRECTOR. FORMERLY OF VANCOUVER, ARIZONA, AND FOR A BRIEF AND GLORIOUS PERIOD, NEW ORLEANS.  I MAY BE THE ONLY PERSON IN ADVERTISING HISTORY TO HAVE NEVER TRIED A CUP OF COFFEE.  I actively AVOID PLACES YOU CAN'T WEAR A T-SHIRT. I LIKE TO LIFT HEAVY THINGS, THEN PUT THEM DOWN. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND AN EMBARRASSING amount OF DIALOGUE DURING ‘GAME OF THRONES’. I CAN PICK UP ALMOST ANYTHING WITH MY TOES. I COULDN'T LIVE IN A COUNTRY WITHOUT KETCHUP CHIPS. I BELIEVE IN WINTER BEARDS. i'm an amateur patio aficionado. MY KIDS THINK I'M COOL. I snore less than MY DOGS. I BUY WINE BASED ON HOW NEAT THE LABEL IS. I'M ALL FOR RAIN DAYS. MY TOOL BOX IS MOSTLY FOR SHOW.
i WROTE AT LEAST 50 OF THESE. VIEW MY CV.